[20Five]

After being tagged almost 25 times, I finally gave in...

1. My idea of a good night is drinking a couple beers and watching the History Channel.
2. I plan to visit every major Asian capital city before I die. I’m half-way there.
3. I supposedly bang anything.
4. I eat shit like you for breakfast.
5. I tend to quote my brother a lot. I wish I had his command. He was always the more articulate one between the two of us.
6. I have a feeling that the world is going to end. Someone please prove me wrong.
7. I love how my apartment number became the name of my clique of friends.
8. I’ve met this girl who drives me crazy. Literally and figuratively.
9. I named my left arm “The West” and my right arm “The East.” I call my hugs “Manifest Destiny."
10. Every time I look in the mirror in the morning, I feel like I’m slowly turning into my dad.
11. I was a fan of good “emo” music, before it was trendy. The scene sure isn’t what it used to be.
12. Some strands of my facial hair grow in dark red.
13. I lived in Bangkok, Thailand for the first years of my adolescent life. I was a diplobaby.
14. I’ve driven the same 1994 Nissan Altima since high school. Her name’s Eugenia. She’s a trooper.
15. My best friend and I are complete opposites. I can’t believe we’ve gotten along for so long. Thanks for the memories, asshole.
16. I get my sense of rhythm, and work ethic, from my mom.
17. My first expense once I get a job after college….is buying an English Bulldog. I’d name him “Pogi”.
18. I tend to use the phrase “touch base” quite a lot. No, I don’t play baseball. No, that is not a sexual reference.
19. My life runs on Gmail, and Dr. Pepper.
20. I realized no matter where I go in the world, everything still looks like Jersey.
21. My sister picked 75% of my current wardrobe. She is the reason why I am remotely attractive.
22. I made a bet that I wouldn’t hang out with Asians in college. I now owe Bryan Fong $50.
23. I’ve become everything I used to make fun of as a kid. I work in a cubicle.
24. My biggest pet peeve is name-dropping. Get off the bandwagon and make a name for yourself.
25. The three things I want to be in life are an entrepreneur, an academic, and an entertainer. In other words… I want to own the world, know the world, and show the world what I’m made of.